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Hate Me Offline — The Nerd and the Quarterback

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The star quarterback on my childhood best friend's team hates nerds. Somehow, I, the ultimate nerd, became the team's consultant. The first time we met, he kicked my laptop bag aside. I don't need anyone teaching me how to play.

Get off my field, nerd! Until I caught him hiding out, spamming voice messages to his online girlfriend. Babe, your puppy misses you so bad. Almost instantly, the same voice messages popped up on my phone.

own, oh crap. Me, the nerd, his girlfriend? I was a textbook nerd. Four eyes. Chubby. And yeah, smart as hell. With two doctors for parents, my future had already been decided. Med school. Doctor. But except, I said no. I ditched med school for sports analytics. World War III broke out at home. I fled home. And went straight to Nolan. My childhood best

friend on the college football team. Nolan introduced me to coach. One look at my data model and i was hired as the team's analytics consultant this is mia blake our new assistant consultant she's helping with this weekend's game give her a hand surrounded by all those football players i suddenly got nervous this was way out of my comfort zone i took a breath hi i a

football ripped past my ear i flinched my laptop bag slipped from my hands i turned thrower adrian bailed the hottest quarterback in college football last season he practically carried the team to the national semifinals. A future NFL star. Gotta say, he was ridiculously

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